| + Donald Morton: I'm late, which is ironic,
because I started out 9 hours and 23 minutes early. + Gregory: Can
I give you some advice?
Donald Morton: Can I humanly stop you?
Gregory: Stick with the group. Compared to us, you're a god. And, uh,
next to Isabelle, which you will *never* be again, you don't come off so
hot.
+ Donald Morton: Excuse me. Do you know when the next bus, uh 217,
runs?
Man at bus stop: Sorry.
Donald Morton: I'm chasing someone.
Man at bus stop: By bus?
Donald Morton: Well, it's important.
Man at bus stop: Important enough to take the bus?
Donald Morton: Yeah. My girlfriend left me because I wanted to get
married and she wanted to stay just friends.
Man at bus stop: Ah. The slower this chase, the better.
Donald Morton: Yeah.
+ Isabelle Sorenson: All this time, and you didn't call.
Donald Morton: I was gonna call.
Isabelle Sorenson: You were?
Donald Morton: Well just to tell you that I wasn't gonna call so that
you wouldn't be aggravated, sitting around waiting and wondering when I was
Isabelle Sorenson: gonna call?
Donald Morton: Yeah. But in the end I figured that forcing myself
into your life was probably not right. I would always do that. So the only
nice thing I had left to give was just not to call.
Isabelle Sorenson: I hated you for not calling. Because you were
always gonna be there, and when you weren't, it was as if you didn't love me
anymore.
Donald Morton: So go home, I'll call ya.
+ Donald Morton: People with Asperger's want contact with other
people very much; we're just pathetically clueless at it, that's all.
+ Wallace: After everything she told me, and checking on your
excellent record in college, I'm wondering why you choose to drive a taxi
for a living.
Donald Morton: At my interview with IBM after I graduated college,
they asked me what my plans were, and I said, "Probably go to McDonalds for
a 12-piece McNugget and two cheeseburgers, and then do my laundry."
Wallace: Did they laugh, at least?
Donald Morton: They smiled and said they'd call me. They didn't.
+ Isabelle Sorenson: Be my friend Donald, be my best friend,
please, because I really need you. I always felt like you wanted us to get
married or something.
Donald Morton: I never said that.
Isabelle Sorenson: Not with words. But instead of that, do you want
to just be my friend?
Donald Morton: Without the sex?
Isabelle Sorenson: Without the pressure. My friendship is all I have
to give. Do you want it?
+ Donald Morton: Turns out you can't control people.
Donald Morton: Or even predict them.
Donald Morton: Numbers are different.
Donald Morton: As I used to say, you can count on them.
+ Donald: By the time I was 2 years old my parents
basically got the drill, I wasn't exactly what they were looking for in a child.
+ Isabel: Sex is terrific. It's the most fun you can have with your clothes off.
Donald: I'm sure you've been with more attractive men
Isabel: Attraction is a whole package. Now... I've never been with anyone like
you.
+ Donald: What d'you do? Where's my stuff?!
Isabelle: I thought you'd like it.
Donald: You had no right to do this! You stole my life.
+ Angry driver: Trying to get yourself killed?
Donald: Maybe later.
+ Donald: I'm doing all the numbers in the parking lot. It helps calming me down.
Homeless man: Did you lose your job?
Donald: No, my woman. And my shower curtain.
+ Donald: Dr Mozart, I presume.
Isabelle: Nice whale costume. So this is who you really are. This is so hot!
+ Donald: It's nice to obsess on something beautiful, for a change.
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Resurrecting the Champ
30 Days of Night
August
I Come with the Rain
Release Date:
10 September 2005